FritzMy soul is tormented! I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world! I've seen it all! I've done it all! I've fought many a good man, and laid many a good woman! I've had riches and fame and adventure...I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my heart cries out, yes, cries out in this hungry, tortured, wrecked quest: 'More!'
Fritz
We shall overcome!
Fritz
The love you give is equal to the love you get.
Fritz
I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world. I've seen it all and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man, and I've laid many a good woman and if there's one thing I've learned it's.. it's... it's you get over here and you get down there like that an then you blondie...
Fritz
I know about the race problem - I've studied the race problem!
Fritz
No, I knew that - the engine's not here, it's in the back...
Fritz
Well, it's all very complicated Winston, ah, I think it's got the piston rod stuck in the drive shaft... either that or the carburator's rusted out... or something.
Fritz
Why'd you have to hit her so hard for?
Fritz
Hey, yeah - the 1960s? Happy times, Heavy times.
Narrator
Why does a great actor like James Earl Jones always have to play black men?
Winston 1
I ain't no jive ass black nigger, honey. Who do you think I am? Geraldine?
Crow
Ever make it with an aardvark? It's a rare opportunity, you know. We're scarce.
Aardvark
I'm a failure as a pot smoker.
Aardvark
You're not supposed to dance, Ralph, 'cause you're not Jewish!
Pig Cop 1
We interrupt the Israel-Arab war for this special announcement! The President, after conferring with Israel Prime Minister Golda Meir, has agreed to send more arms to Israel - based on the return of New York city and Los Angeles to the United States.
Newscaster